ahhh.... I got a stalker :[

[Discontained]

Yea SOOOOO i have a stalker. She wont leave me alone and she texts me weird shit in the middle of the night.. says my car looks lonely. I never met this chick before and I DONT know how she camped my info... It freaks me out. I was driving go the mall the other day and she was following me texting me shit like where i was going and shit what i was doing I didnt text her back. I pull in the mall and she parks down like 4 cars from me and honks and honks.. She stares at me and licks her lips and is all like eye raping me. Now before I go any further I need to say this. I never met her, never talked to her.. SHE is HUGE. I mean im all for bumpin uglies with the biggens but GOD DAMN son, not this whale. Why cant a hot girl stalk me... SHEESH.

So im paranoid cuz i think she is watching me now. I have to shower with the light off cuz im scared she will peek at me.. lol. My mom said there was a car sitting in front of the house last night at 3am..... I was driving to the gas station today and she was following me in her Toyota Corolla, i tried to loose her but im not about to run some red lights and shit.

What can i do? This shit is freaky!

[carguy07]

confront her. you have no other choice.

[bamachick]

you might want to take a buddy with you though for witness.

[.akord96.]

And either a taser, or some jelly donuts. Either one of those should take care of her.

[BlazinAzian]

Restraining order. I really like the taser and jelly donuts idea too, lol

[Discontained]

never mind I fixed it, I followed her instead .. she freaked out and havent seen her *knocked on wood*

[carguy07]

0_o

reverse psychology

[BlazinAzian]

Thats funny, where are her local hangouts? the all you can eat resturants.

[Kevo]

Invite her in and stick it in her butt...see if she comes back

[SecondLetter]

shouldve cleaned your airsoft guns while she watched, she wouldve thought they were real and was gonna get shot

[The Legend]

Hahahahahaha about sticking it in her butt. Lol.

If she comes back then you sir have a keeper on your hands.

[Discontained]

no PIITB! lol, I think she gave up i hope, I put all my myspace stuff on private and havent seen her for a couple days... lol

[Kevo]

Facebook for the win!

[Discontained]

I have both, but my facebook is uber secure, everything is hidden haha. I like facebook but you cant pimp wimmenz on facebook as easy. lol

[carguy07]

I have both, but my facebook is uber secure, everything is hidden haha. I like facebook but you cant pimp wimmenz on facebook as easy. lol

Haha I think there is a reason facebook is like that.

[StevenSTi]

paper bag, then bang her

[Kevo]

Was she ugly? If so, just need two paper bags. One of her and one for you just in case her's falls off!

[Discontained]

i would need a forklift, and contractor bag.. :(

[BlazinAzian]

What ever works.

[Kevo]

i would need a forklift, and contractor bag.. :(

Fat girls are like mopeds. They are fun to ride as long as your friends don't catch you doing it!

[The Legend]

Shit I would ride a moped.